So today, when I was putting back a cast iron pot and it fell out of the stupid frigging cabinet that it is supposed to stay in, because the stupid frigging cabinet is too small for my rather large collection of cooking pots, and they all fall out and usually land on my toe and it really pisses me off ..... I thought longingly of this kitchen in the flat that I am STILL WAITING TO HEAR ON.

The corner fridge? It's in the corner! Right there! Yeah, over on the left, you can barely see it, next to the separate freezer.

Oh man, excuse me, please, I need another cold shower. I have house lust.