Not so much a blog post as verbal barf

Random today.

• Went out for a work gathering Tuesday night. Work gatherings almost ALWAYS contain the following: liquor. bars. laughter. an expensive cab ride home very late at night.
  
• This one was no different, with the addition of the following: snorting cognac.
  
• Don't ask.
• I SAID don't ASK!
  
• Ok, ok you HAD to know.
• You do it from a spoon.
  
• YES it hurts.
  
• And it's not very sexy, cognac running from your nose.
  
• My boss did it in London (on a dare from a bartender) and told me about it, so of course I made him prove that he could do it.
  
• Then it became, "If I do it you have to do it".
• So we did.
  
• Ow.
• My hangover Wednesday was not too bad, but I was tired.
  
• I went to work, though.
• Wanted to "work from home".
• Which is what my boss did.
  
• Hmmph. Smart bastard.
  
• I took a long nap after work.
  
• In other news......
  
• Got invited to a hen party in Ibiza yesterday.
• This is very cool for many reasons.
• Firstly, hello, IBIZA?
• Secondly, it's my cousin's fiance who invited me, which means she likes me enough to include me in her bachelorette party.
• Which is cool because I like her too.
  
• Thirdly, it's just cool to be invited to party in Ibiza (to leave from Gatwick).
• But I can't go.
• Because I am OLD.
  
• Like 10 years older than the other hens.
• And I really don't think I could party for three days straight without getting very, very sick. (Remember Amsterdam and the flu? Oy.)
  
• AND.....
  
• Don't have time off from work what with upcoming travel, which includes:
• Texas
• Tunisia
• Thailand
• London
• So Ibiza is out. But I am bummed to not go because I have always wanted to.
• Probably should have gone when I was younger.
  
• Eek, first time I ever said THAT. First old age regret!
  
• I actually have very few of those.
• Because my motto is try anything once, and if you don't like it you don't have to do it again.
  
• So I've tried alot of things.
• Which explains the Unfortunate Incident of the Cognac.
• Which I have now learned I won't repeat.
  
• There's some lame movie set in Roman times on TV.
• I keep thinking that their gladiator sandals are SO FABULOUS!
• Even on old Roman warrior dudes.
• I think it's time to eat. I'm hungry.