Saturday, May 17, 2008

I am unreasonably jealous

Have you heard about this wedding?

I am oddly jealous about this. Some suburban girl from Canada gets to marry into the royal family? Her dad is an electrician? She's a 'management consultant', whatever the hell THAT is.

I mean, c'mon already! *I'm* supposed to be the princess here. I'm the one who has studied English culture and history since I was a kid. I'm the one who looks great in long dresses, corsets, and royal orbs, and honey, I can wear the HELL out of a tiara.

And some Canadian chick just steals my (admittedly never-gonna-happen) dream?

Bitch! Hate her!

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