And you people think *I* get to go interesting places?

I just got an email from my stepmotherinlaw saying that she is going to Borneo tomorrow.

BORNEO.

I don't even know where Borneo IS and I think it's one of those places like in the old cartoons with the headhunters and the people with the bones through their lips and shit.

Borneo fachrissakes!

I would want to compete with her in the country collecting competition but she has got me SO beat. She's THE most adventurous person I know. I'll never catch up.

Borneo. DAYUM.