When one has long hair, one learns that brushing teeth in the morning is a two handed affair, one hand brushing, one holding the hair back so that one does not spit into it.
One has learned, today, that when one wears a blouse with a giant pussy cat bow on the front (part of the Gap's recent foray into CFDA fashion, which I got on wicked sale and am glad to get a chance to wear, except holy crap this bow just keeps GOING), that one needs an extra hand to hold the bow as well as the hair when brushing one's teeth. Foamy toothpaste all over one's clothing does NOT a fashion accessory make.
Read and learn, people. read and learn.
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