International Bender Weekend

This weekend I:

• Took care of a very drunk Russian.
• Enjoyed the unforgettable image of a British man smoking an American cigarette using a woman's toes as his cigarette holder.
  
• And in case you were wondering, no it was NOT my foot, though I was intrinsic in the cigarette placing and subsequent suggestion that the smoking take place thusly.
  
• Why yes, I am the naughty suggestion just waiting to happen. Thanks for asking.
  
• Went to a party at the home of a Scot. Who knew he could cook?
  
• Was asked to dance by a Norwegian.
• .....and a Swede.
  
• ....and another Brit.
  
• Shared in a toast with a Frenchman.
• Met a guy named Gorgeous.
  
• Snapped a photo of a British guy dropping trou. No I won't post it. Yes he was wearing drawers.
• Drank Norwegian and English beer, Italian, French and German wine, and Russian vodka.
  

It was almost peaceful getting back to work again after a weekend like that. I'm taking it easy this week, party wise, as on Friday Rich and I go to Poland for my birthday. I hear the vodka is good there.