Geez, this makes me sound positively nice!

But don't let it fool you, I am EVIL! EVIL to the core!

Your Birthdate: August 18

Your birthday on the 18th day of the month suggests than you are one who can work well with a group, but still remain someone who needs to maintain individual identity. There is a humanistic or philanthropic approach to business circumstances in which you find yourself. You may have good executive abilities, as you are very much the organizer and administrator. You are broad-minded, tolerant and generous; a compassionate person that can inspire others with imaginative ideas. Some of your feelings may be expressed, but even more of them are apt to be repressed. There is a lot of drama in your personality and in the way you express yourself to others. Oddly enough, you don't expect as much in return as you give.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

I'm evil. Dammit, E-V-I-L!!!!!! Don't let this birthday thing fool you, for it's all subterfuge as I send my corrupt minions abroad to do dastardly deeds.

Look! Is that your Cuisinart exploding chocolate goo all over your kitchen? BWAH-hahahahaha. Ha! Ha! That was me! Me and my nasty evil invisible kitchen troll minions! We did that!

Evil. Pure and simple. Fear me.