How I wish I wrote

I wish I could write like this guy.

I absolutely adore his blog and every time I read it I find myself wishing I wrote like him. I think, howver, you must be English to write like him, the phraseology and certain words he uses are just so veddy English, we Americans just don't have that cadence. At least, that is what i keep telling myself, it's my AMERICANNESS that is messing things up.

Dammit. Bugger bollocks wank. I wish I wrote like him.