1) I got stuck in the elevator at work today. I had to press the emergency alarm and security came to get me out. I felt like such a dweeb.
2) I bought tickets to Puppetry of the Penis. I'm taking a friend, as Rich just would NOT go. (In his defense, would I go see Puppetry of the Pussy? Hell no.) (Though I did see the Vagina Monologues, but the difference here is that the actual vaginas were not doing the talking.)
Ok so I have just in these few sentences used every naughty googleable word possible. Oh wait, forgot one.....TITS.
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