random rose' blog

Dammit I gotta figure out how to get that little accent over the 'e in rose', because I ain't talkin' about the flower, I am talkin' about the wine.

Random wine induced blog post.

• Hi!
• I had some wine!
• Cuz it was a long day and I deserve it!
• And it's WARM outside!
• Which makes me want a nice, cool fresh and fruity wine!
• Like Rose!
• Ok, enough exclamation marks.
  
• I ate some of my favorite, evil, guilty pleasure snack: Krispy Cheez Kruncherz.
  
• They are like a low rent Cheeto.
• In fact, I created a slogan for them: Smell Like Ass, Taste GREEAT!
• Because, they smell like ass and taste great.
• AND they don't turn your fingers orange like cheetos.
  
• They do make you fart, though, and you feel vaguely sick after eating them.
  
• In other words, they are the perfect unhealthy snack.
• Of course, the husband has to point out the unhealthiness of them every time I eat them.
• Because anything *I* do is guaranteed to be worse than anything *he* does.
  
• Even though I eat them in a little tiny bowl, as I practice Kruncherz Portion Control.
  
• While he points out the unhealthiness of my once-in-a-while snack, he is busy shoving his face into a WHOLE BAG of Doritos and swilling beer by the pint.
  
• Which makes his criticism of my guilty pleasure just a leeeetle bit less effective.
  
• The weather people are saying that this week will finally bring back summer.
  
• I have my swimming suits washed and ready.
  
• Friday I am going to the lake and will have a swim and a lazy time lying in the sun.
• I am paranoid that my hard earned tan will go away.
  
• Gotta keep my tans lines in place.
  
• In other news, I've started working out again.
  
• I've been doing the elliptical thingy and rowing.
  
• I like rowing.
  
• I think I am a natural.
  
• Of course, a rowing machine if very different from rowing in water.
• Rowing in water, I tend to have steering problems.
  
• I sort of run into the bank and other people.
  
• But machine rowing?
• I rule.
  
• My arms and shoulders hurt, though.
  
• Rowing to Nine Inch Nails makes you row faster.
• Ow.
  
• I dare you to row to "Closer" and see how you do.
  
• You'll row the shit out of that machine.
  
• Just make sure you don't sing it out loud.
• The lyrics are *not* decent for others to hear.
  
• At least, not sung out loud by me in a gym.
  
• Mom, don't read that link.