You know you are Just Too White when a coworker complements you on matching your hose so nicely to your cream colored outfit….but you aren’t wearing any hose. Those, unfortunately, are just my baggy, fish-white knees.
Sigh. I’ve entered a new realm of whiteness, one in which even my red-headed mother teases me.
Scary thing is I still have tan lines from last summer. White on white, baby, white on white.
Must. Get. Sun. On. Skin. Soon.
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