....and then they show you what they got!

Amsterdam June 2004.
A very dark and blurry picture of the Dutch drag queen in his natural habitat. The subject in question is performing a mating ritual known as "the flashing of the Calvins". The woman with the fan is assisting him as the "nut wrangler".
This is the first time this elusive ceremony has been caught on film.
Directly after this photo was taken, the photographer was captured by the natives and force fed beer and mayonnaise french fries until she cried "Uncle!". She then, under severe duress, was made to sing "It's Raining Men" at a karaoke bar. She was let go rather immediately after her performance as her singing skills were found to be lacking, or, as was stated in slang Dutch parlance "Man, that bitch can't sing worth a shit!