The heady thrill of excessive behavior will tempt you today, but it is time to take a more conservative viewpoint on things. Watch your money, avoid going shopping, stick to your diet, and don't overeat. Cutting back in the places where you tend to go overboard will not be as difficult as it may have been in the past, partially because you have recently learned some lessons the hard way. Food is not going to give you any comfort today, so ignore your sweet tooth.
I just read the above horoscope while having a mochochocalattayaya from Starbucks, with a yummy Fatty McFatFat egg and cheese 'artisan' sandwich, wearing a dress (very not conservative) that wouldn't be out of place in that movie 'The Secretary" with Maggie Gyllenhal (I love that movie) and with plans to go out every night this week.
As for watching money, I just bought a car, paid my property taxes and in doing so have spent more money in a week than many people spend in a year.
The sweet tooth bit? For dinner last night I ate cookies. That is all, just cookies.
So much for that horoscope!
Yeah, that's pretty much a one-finger salute to the astrology industry.
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