Friday, February 03, 2006

Today's vocabulary words

So the last installment of new words we had here were "cousband" which is what happens when you marry your cousin. (We also got "spouster" at the suggestion of my friend Alan, that's when you marry your sister.) (Ew.)

Thanks to Bonnie we have a raft of new words:

Masturdate: That's when you go on a date alone. Like, you take yourself to a movie and lunch. And you really enjoy it.

Masturdebate: (one of my old words): This is when you argue with yourself.

Masturberate: When you beat yourself up for saying the wrong thing.

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